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Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

DJ was sound but event was terribly organised, unfriendly, unsanitary conditions - turning people away at the door because they had sold too many tickets, unnecessarily aggressive staff, queuing for over an hour in a disgusting, piss-filled alleyway with no lights. Jam packed inside, venue way over capacity.

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

When we got to the venue which wasn't sign posted we had to queue for over an hour in a dark alley way. When we got to near the front of the queue we were told it was at full capacity and we we're not gaining entry even though we had purchased tickets in advance. I have not heard back from the events company about this, and I will certainly not recommend this events company to anyone.

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

We had an incident at the doors with bouncer (girl), when my friend asked her why no one did advise we need to bring cash as we have been waiting for more than half an hour in the queue. Bouncer girls pushed my friend and said you are a trouble and not getting in, when I came over and started to film her as I wanted to capture how unacceptably rude she was, she started to push me, and even my phone dropped on the floor My friend protected me, Bouncer girl started to abuse us F@ing Polish, Kurva even we spoke in different language!! I was totally in shock! what a racism! We have put an official complaint against security girl and expecting full refund back!

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Total disaster of a night! Unsafe venue with the amount of people crammed in. Bouncers fighting with folk outside, folk fighting inside, the queue which we waited in for over an hour was just a health hazard rammed with people pissing, smoking, pushing and screaming. The bar, dance floor and toilet queues were brutal. Dimitri's set was ok, but Gavin Millers set was better! A full refund should be offered as this was a huge disappointment for everyone!

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

After 2014 being an amazing night, I was really looking forward to this year! What a disappointment! After standing in a queue for an hour in an alley, I got in to stand in yet another queue at the bar - the toilets were the same! At 2:15 Dimitri still hadn't played any of his 'Disco' tunes so I decided to leave. Clearly over sold the event as poor people still Queueing when I left to go home at 2:20. My other thought was what would happened if there was a fire?! The only exit being the entrance as well and 2 narrow alleys to escape- one filled with people waiting to get in! Massive health and safety risk there.

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Pish - queuing out into a road. To many people for the size of the venue. Massive fire hazard, glad there wasn't any kind of emergency!! Didn't go in because of the queue!! Shocker of an event!!

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

I'm not usually a reviewer, but what went down at this event needs to be addressed. I had been looking forward to this night for ages. Dimitri from Paris is one of my favourite DJs. There were so many problems with the night and most of them were due to tickets being oversold, which is an absolute disgrace. Tickets were as much as 25 pounds, so everyone who bought a ticket should have gotten in. Many did not. I arrived quite early and did get in, but due to overselling of tickets the place was rammed. Cues for the bar and particularly the ladies' loos were ridiculous. Even getting to and from anywhere was impossible at times. The amount of pushing, shoving, and elbowing that I received made the night particularly uncomfortable for me. It was truly a poorly organised event. I agree as well with those who have mentioned that there were definitely safety issues. The music was fantastic though. Shame I couldn't really enjoy it.

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Very poor organisation of the queue - the queuing area was incredibly chlostriphobic and the woman on the door was unkind and unhelpful to the point of not even getting a girl a glass of water after she collapsed. Didn't even get in in the end as it was over capacity. don't oversell £20 tickets as everyone is going to come.

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

great night

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Music was awsome. Venue was poor for the amount of people that went, spend half the night in queues,

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Fantastic music at a great venue but the night was oversold and poorly managed. Spent the first half of the night squashed into corners and corridors trying to breathe in the crush. Not ideal after spending over £20 on a ticket. Night perked up after that but was disappointed with the way the event had been run at the start.

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

This was the most unorganised event I have ever been to!!! It was horrible! Long queues, too many people in venue, aggressive staff, fights etc. How do I get my refund?!

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

legit ****

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Spending a lot of money on a ticket and having to queue for nearly two hours in a alleyway that smells like pee wasn't very fun because we only got to see half an hour of Dimitri which was disappointing but apart from that it was good

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Event was massively oversold. After queuing in a close with people urinating just next to us we finally got in, but there were so many people inside that it was mission impossible to move, we spent more time in the queue to get in and OUT of the toilet than actually listening to the music. Not to mention potential safety issues...

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Awful organisation. Refund please

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

doesn't worth the price. wouldn't recommend.

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Good music, so badly organised

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Worst organised event ever. People crammed for hours in an alleyway with no lights, no security, sewage flowing, broken glass. Could not get into event as was over capacity despite having first wave ticket. I want a refund! Event organiser should lose license.

Review of Dimitri From Paris in the Haunted House of Disco

Complete disaster. Bought the 1st release of tickets, friends got the train and booked a hotel, Queued over an hour, got to the door & was refused entry because it was over capacity. Gutted. Refund info please? #DimitriFromParis