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'Fine Whine' is a brand new show and is Hutchinson's biggest and best tour yet!
JIMMY TARBUCK OBE, one of the most popular household names from the golden era of British stand up, is back with a bang.
One family, one condition, one hell of a hairy baby...
Phil, the very definition of funny bones, presents his brand-new show 'Bath Mat'.
20 years in stand-up for the 'Taskmaster' cheeky texts icon, multi-award-winner, YouTube cult figure, Radio 4 favourite
Dan Nightingale will be joined by his hilarious friends Eshaan Akbar & Mark Nelson.
Tilting at Windmills is the brand-new stand-up show from Taskmaster alumni and double Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner, John Kearns.
Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to 'The Man', as long as 'The Man' doesn't stick it back to him.
Jim smith returns to the old fire station with a ' work in progress ' comedy show.
An Australian comedy rockstar - a razor-sharp stand-up musical menace with a guitar - and on this solo UK tour, she is WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION
Life can't just be the humdrum before the inevitable slide of death. Why can't we sneak in a bit of awesome, amazing and maybe a smidge of wonderful?
Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.
Matt Bragg is one of the UK's most distinctive comedic voices, back with another hour packed with sharply observed, meticulously crafted material.
Walking Tour of Carlisle's dark Past. Tales of murder and ghosts in the historic city.
A special extended walking Tour of Carlisle's dark Past to celebrate 10years of Carlisle City Ghost . Tales of murder and ghosts in the historic city.
Carlisle, as the largest city in England, has plenty on at any given moment. No matter what kind of outing you’re searching for, you’re bound to find something that gets you giddy here.
Carlile’s The Venue is no stranger to hosting some of the wildest parties and having world-class DJs taking over the decks - it’s definitely one to watch for ravers. Old Fire Station is another staple of Carlisle’s nightlife scene, a family-run business that’s proven itself to be one of the best venues in the area for music, art, comedy and more, including the occasional boozy bingo event. The Brickyard is another adored venue with all sorts on.
But Carlisle events aren’t just about comedy, tunes, and art. There’s so much more to discover in this cracking city. Check out what’s on in Carlisle now and get your tickets secured for all sorts of fun. We’ll see you there!
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