Punchline Bingo

Dreading the Glasgow Halloweekend chaos? Skip the £20 queues and the forced fancy dress.

Forget standard bingo. We don't do numbers, we don't do boring, and we definitely don't do cash prizes. We deal in high-stakes practicality.

How It Works Grab a pint, head downstairs at Max's Bar, and watch a lineup of brilliant Scottish stand-up comics do what they do best. Instead of just sitting there, you get a bingo card filled with comedy tropes and buzzwords. When a comedian says one on stage, you mark it off.

The Prizes Why win a cheap bottle of prosecco when you could walk away with a branded supermarket trolley token? Or a 3D-printed fidget clicker? Or the grand prize: a Punchline Bingo USB stick to put absolutely whatever you want on. (Plus, if you actually do show up in a Halloween costume, there is a highly specific prize just for you).

The Vibe This is your ultimate stress-free Friday night fixer. No massive door tax, no standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a packed pub. Just a fiver to get in, sit down, and have a proper laugh.