Dan Tiernan: Quartz And All

Dan Tiernan is back at it again: and this time he’s got magic rocks in his pocket.

With a hat trick of sold-out Edinburgh Festival runs, Dan's a two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee who has received countless five-star reviews. No wonder the Guardian has named him 'one of comedy’s most distinctive new voices'.

‘Loud, inventive, visceral… it’s a blast’ **** Times

Dan returns on tour armed with an amethyst, a bucketful of sage and a rose quartz the size of his impossibly large head. 

As seen on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, and QI.

NOMINEE: Best Newcomer – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023

NOMINEE: Best Comedy Show – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025

NOMINEE: Most Outstanding Show – Melbourne Comedy Awards 2026

'One of the most compelling voices to emerge in stand-up in recent years’ ***** Mail on Sunday

‘An hour of unrelenting laughter, and the promise of an astonishing career ahead’ ***** Skinny

‘Unhinged’  ***** The List

'With unique ferocity…he’s in utter command' ****½ Chortle

‘Crude comedy with a big payoff is stand-up’s best yet’ **** Guardian