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Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.

Wednesday 14th October 2026
Old Fire Station in Carlisle
7:00pm til 9:30pm (Last entry 7:30pm)
Minimum Age
16+
Wednesday 14th October 2026
Old Fire Station in Carlisle
7:00pm til 9:30pm (Last entry 7:30pm)
Minimum Age
16+
Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

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Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it. 

After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special. 

‘Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire’ The Mirror

‘Very funny’ The Times

‘Laugh Out Loud Funny’ Sunday Telegraph

‘It's great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents’ The Guardian

‘Potato-headed’ Evening Standard

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This is a seated event.

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Peter Street, Carlisle, CA3 8QP

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