Mcdick and His Furry Pussy

We are proud to announce our next annual pantomime

✨McDICK & HIS FURRY PUSSY ✨ ❤️🐈‍⬛

🎭 A FULL-LENGTH THEATRICAL ADULT PANTOMIME SPECTACULAR. 

Get ready for two hours of cracking comedy, plenty of innuendos, fabulous characters, big musical numbers and traditional pantomime mayhem!

With dazzling costumes, a fabulous set, stunning live vocals and harmonies, cracking dance routines, full lighting and sound, McDick and His Furry Pussy 😈 is a full-length theatre experience packed with everything you love about pantomime — and plenty you probably shouldn’t!

The story follows wee McDick and his mischievous sidekick Pussy, who have grown tired of the mundane life of Aberdeen and dream of fame, fortune and adventure in London Town.

But their journey doesn’t quite go to plan!

After a treacherous trip south, McDick and Pussy find themselves welcomed by the eccentric Fingerbottom family, who offer them work and lodgings. But when McDick falls foul to the wicked Queen Ratzilla and her hapless sidekick Runt, he is wrongly accused of theft and banished from the household.

There’s just one problem…

Alice, the Mayor’s daughter, has fallen head over heels for McDick and the feeling is very mutual! 

Heartbroken by his banishment, and with a little encouragement from a trio of magical fairies, McDick is determined to fight for his love and prove that he isn’t the thief everyone thinks he is.

Meanwhile, Mayor Fingerbottom is preparing to set sail on his annual cruise aboard the wonderful HMS Salty Swallow — and, reluctantly, the entire household is coming along for the ride!

But when disaster strikes and the ship sinks, Alice finds herself face-to-face with the terrifying Ratzilla…

👀 Will McDick save the day?

👀 Will Alice survive the chaos?

👀 Will good triumph over evil?

And, most importantly…

🔞 WHAT ON EARTH WILL HAPPEN TO A WET PUSSY THAT CAN’T SWIM?!

Packed with audience participation and all the traditional ingredients of a great pantomime

YOU’LL LAUGH. YOU’LL SING. YOU’LL SHOUT.

AND YOU’LL DEFINITELY WANT TO BRING YOUR PUSSY!

Join McDick, and this talented cast of 11 from the 4-8th November 2026.