Whitehaven events

Join leading political comedian and satirist Matt as he embarks on a mission across the political galaxy.

Canadian powerhouse Tom Stade is back on the road with a brand-new show.

Phil, the very definition of funny bones, presents his brand-new show 'Bath Mat'.

One night, 4 comedians and lots of laughs!

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to 'The Man', as long as 'The Man' doesn't stick it back to him.

Don't miss the all-new show from Scotland's hilarious new stand-up superstar who is widely hailed as one of the most exciting breakthrough artists.

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.

UNI x AURA presents Robbie Doherty, bringing his signature house sound to Carlisle for one huge night. Expect serious energy from start to finish.

ABK is the crumbliest comedian in the game: a multi-award-winning stand-up comic and (occasionally) an internet sensation.

'Fine Whine' is a brand new show and is Hutchinson's biggest and best tour yet!

One night, 4 comedians and lots of laughs!

The Blue Army Podcast Live - Not to be recorded! Never heard before stories. An Evening With - Michael Bridges & Dean Walling hosted by Andy Couzens

An Australian comedy rockstar - a razor-sharp stand-up musical menace with a guitar - and on this solo UK tour, she is WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION

The UK's dishevelled king of stand-up, award-winning Seann Walsh returns with a brand-new hour of side-splitting comedy.

JIMMY TARBUCK OBE, one of the most popular household names from the golden era of British stand up, is back with a bang.

Life can't just be the humdrum before the inevitable slide of death. Why can't we sneak in a bit of awesome, amazing and maybe a smidge of wonderful?

A night of laughs from stand up comedy to unseen clips and much more from John Lebbon, Gavin Donaldson, & Chris Forshaw.

Tilting at Windmills is the brand-new stand-up show from Taskmaster alumni and double Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner, John Kearns.

Join Alan as he warms up ahead of his brand-new tour!

Matt Bragg is one of the UK's most distinctive comedic voices, back with another hour packed with sharply observed, meticulously crafted material.

Gary Meikle brings his sharp, fast comedy to Harraby Theatre Carlisle on 25 October. One night only, tickets available now.

Enjoy Christmas lunch with Santa, followed by a family Christmas party/magic show till 6pm. *Children must be accompanied by an adult.