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One night, 4 comedians and lots of laughs!
Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.
Phil, the very definition of funny bones, presents his brand-new show 'Bath Mat'.
Canadian powerhouse Tom Stade is back on the road with a brand-new show.
Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to 'The Man', as long as 'The Man' doesn't stick it back to him.
ABK is the crumbliest comedian in the game: a multi-award-winning stand-up comic and (occasionally) an internet sensation.
Tilting at Windmills is the brand-new stand-up show from Taskmaster alumni and double Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner, John Kearns.
Alternating between farce and tragedy, this show illustrates the impact of right-wing fundamentalist Christian teaching on a young couple.
One night, 4 comedians and lots of laughs!
One family, one condition, one hell of a hairy baby...
JIMMY TARBUCK OBE, one of the most popular household names from the golden era of British stand up, is back with a bang.
Bay Fringe Best Comedy winner 2025 returns! Mel’s new show is a good old rant. But all done with wit and crowd-pleasing banter.
Life can't just be the humdrum before the inevitable slide of death. Why can't we sneak in a bit of awesome, amazing and maybe a smidge of wonderful?
An Australian comedy rockstar - a razor-sharp stand-up musical menace with a guitar - and on this solo UK tour, she is WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION
Join Alan as he warms up ahead of his brand-new tour!
'Fine Whine' is a brand new show and is Hutchinson's biggest and best tour yet!
Alternating between farce and tragedy, this show illustrates the impact of right-wing fundamentalist Christian teaching on a young couple.
The star of Young Ones, Comic Strip, Pratchett audio books and loads more looks back on his life celebrating the paperback launch of his autobiography
Matt Bragg is one of the UK's most distinctive comedic voices, back with another hour packed with sharply observed, meticulously crafted material.
Gary Meikle brings his sharp, fast comedy to Harraby Theatre Carlisle on 25 October. One night only, tickets available now.
A night of laughs from stand up comedy to unseen clips and much more from John Lebbon, Gavin Donaldson, & Chris Forshaw.
High energy observational comedy coupled with A family journey (Local Make your show participants)
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