Flat & the Curves: Rosé-Tinted

Five-star musical comedy live at Northern Stage Newcastle, 5 November 2026. Looking for things to do in Newcastle this November? A girls night out or the best live comedy Newcastle has to offer? This is it. Flat & the Curves piece together bygone years of revelry. Have the debauched days of slut-drops, one-night stands and fried-chicken-infused afterparties passed? With original music, the five-star comedy girlband pays homage to the friendships forged through wine-induced wisdom. Nominated for an ISH Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show and as seen on the BBC, this is their first ever Newcastle gig and a night you genuinely don't want to miss.

Ferocious vocals, grape-induced wisdom and an absolute belter of a Thursday.

"The most dynamic music-group to hit the comedy circuit in 40 years"" (Sunday Express). "
"Electrifying... powerhouse cabaret"" (The Scotsman).
Thursday 5th November, 8pm. Northern Stage, Barras Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 7RH. Tickets from £26. Ages 16+.