Flat & the Curves: Rosé-Tinted

Flat & the Curves are bringing Rosé Tinted to Wilton's Music Hall on Thursday 26th November 2026. One night only, in the oldest grand music hall left standing in the world.

We've played London plenty of times. Wilton's, never. Which feels mad, because the place is basically built for exactly this sort of nonsense: faded grandeur, creaking floorboards, a hundred and fifty years of secrets in the walls.

Expect songs about slut-drops, one-night stands and shameful public urinating. Not ours. Allegedly.

Rosé Tinted is our award-winning show about looking back on the debauched glory years. Were they actually that good, or were we just very drunk near a chicken shop? Doesn't matter now. That's the whole show.

If you're after things to do in London this November, a proper girls' night out, or the best live comedy the capital's got on, this is it.

Original music, proper singing, and three women who've made every bad decision so you don't have to.

"The most dynamic music-group to hit the comedy circuit in 40 years" - Sunday Express ★★★★★
"Electrifying... outstanding... powerhouse cabaret!" - The Scotsman ★★★★
"Phenomenally entertaining" - Chortle ★★★★½