Eat Me: the Wedding

Eat Me:  The Wedding

God, I’m so emotional, even the cake is in tiers!
A free bar… (hideous) fancy clothes, confusing purity rituals and a bubbling broth of family resentments about to be uncorked! What could possibly go wrong?

It’s time to get hitched, bitch! - just watch out for Cousin Di, she gets feral on the sauce…and sure, 50% of marriages may end in divorce, but, why let that stop you enjoying the most important/expensive day of your ENTIRE LIFE! 
So, say YES to the dress, put your finger in MY ring and respondez vous sil-vous plait to avoid crushing disappointment - because this Sept 25th, YOU’RE INVITED to Eat Me: The Wedding (always the bridesmaid - never the bride!) the big day you’ve ALL been waiting for!

A side-splitting celebration of the institution of MARRIAGE past, present and future featuring best man speeches, dowrys, awkward wedding dances, DRAMA, ceremony and beautiful gowns.
Raise your glass, sign that pre-nup, peanut, and get ready for the big fat gay wedding of the century - featuring incredible prizes, life-altering games, DJ’s and an abundant bouquet of CABARET SUPERSTARS!

You could be in for the chance to win an extra special couples photoshoot for you and a friend with @joelsonmoore… Just don’t forget to dress up for our extra special Wedding Costume Competition Catwalk - theme inspo:
- Blushing Bridezillas and Veiled Allegations
- Suits you, Sir! Tuxedos, Tailcoats and Tiaras
- When 2 Become One, Happy Couple Realness
- ‘It Should’ve been ME!!’ : Bridesmaids with Attachment Wounds
- Off Duty Vicars After Dark - Shh, Don’t Tell God!
…Or anything that makes you feel gorgeous!

So, please be seated and join us this 25th September for Eat Me: The Wedding 

Email us at eatmelpool@gmail.com for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

Tickets available on Skiddle
https://www.skiddle.com/.../EAT-MEs-Christmas.../41583174/

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