Married to the daughter of highly respected and world renowned Royal Pie Maker J Arthur Porky, inventor of the Pork Pie, Mr Shrubsall decided he had waited long enough for his inheritance and in 2008 he baked a gold encrusted pork plan. Murdering his wealthy father in law Mr Shrubsall spent 6 months in make-up posing as the deceased, attending important Royal events worldwide, sleeping with his wife (the lovely Mrs Porky), and making some very suspicious business deals until it was time for Mr Porky to retire.

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