Grace Note would seem to be the last survivor of a species of pianiste that once held sway from the pianoforte on Sundays. She makes up for this by being available any and every day. A lady of the empire who has descended upon Britain to introduce some culture to it.

As a girl, Carl Czerny visited Grace in her dreams, and taught her everything she knows, including music. She has never recovered. It may have been better if he had taught her everything he knew.

Grace is available for weddings, divorces and funerals, ship launchings and rollouts, diplomatic summits and international congresses.