I write stupid songs and sing them in places, I also make videos, and play the bass...

Before that I was a bass player who wrote stupid songs on the Isle of Wight. Before that I made some animations with stupid songs in them with my brother for Channel 4. Before that I was a guitarist. Before that I learned to play the guitar. Before that I bought a guitar for £15 from 'Strings' in Ryde. Before that I thought about buying a guitar for £15 from 'Strings' in Ryde. Before that I collected Garbage Pail Kids stickers and rode around on my bike. Before that I knelt in front of the telly and watched Tizwas, The Muppet Show, and The Kenny Everett Video Show whilst drinking Ribena through a straw. Before that I got my head stuck in the banisters on the landing. Before that I crawled around going goo goo ga goo. Before that I was born. Before that I was non-existence and all of existence at the same time.

But enough about silly old me, tell me about you! *drives off*