Aldous Pinch (aka Crazy Aldo, aka The Reaper) is a teller of tales and a keeper of secrets. His shady past and dubious future have intrigued many. When he’s not sitting in his Cabin, herfing on a cheap Dominican cigar, sipping rum straight from the bottle and playing his battered Ukulele he can occasionally be found shouting strange and incomplete stories at unwilling audiences far and wide. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.