Big Bastard bingo brunch

Not your nan’s bingo.

Welcome toBIG BASTARD BINGO, the loudest, most chaotic bingo experience in theHot Mess Club universe. Hosted by our outrageous drag hosts Bailey J Mills & Pam Sandwich, this daytime party takes classic bingo and throws it completely off the rails.

Expect wild rounds of bingo, ridiculous prizes, chaotic singalongs, and a room full of energy from start to finish. One minute you’re marking off numbers… the next you’re screaming lyrics with the entire room while the hosts cause absolute mayhem on stage. Throughout the event, players will battle it out across multiple rounds of bingo for a variety of outrageous prizes. But the ultimate goal? crowned the HOTTEST MESS OF BRUNCH! 

What to expect

• Loud, chaotic bingo rounds that spiral quickly.  
• Ridiculous prizes and unpredictable games
•CASH JACKPOTfor the Ultimate Hot Mess Winner (yes, you also win the iconic Hot Mess pink wig)
• Big singalongs and audience challenges
• 4 hour Hot Mess Club day party

This is BIG. B*STARD. BINGO  💋 Expect the energy of a day party the chaos of a drag show and a bingo game that completely loses control.

🔥 HOT MESS CLUB - TERMS & CONDITIONS 🔥

aka: The Fine Print Before the Feral

By purchasing a ticket to Hot Mess Club: UNHINGED Celeb Brunch, you agree to the following:

🎟️ TICKETS

All ticket sales are final. No refunds unless the event is cancelled.

Tickets are non-transferable unless otherwise stated.

Bottomless options are valid for a set time only (typically 90 mins - check your ticket). Includes Prosecco, cocktails, selected beers + none alcoholic beer.

You must arrive on time to get the full bottomless experience. We will not extend it if you're late (you snooze, you sip less).

🍾 BOTTOMLESS BOOZE

Bottomless means responsible unlimited drinks within the allocated time.

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone overly intoxicated, aggressive, or just too annoying.

Please drink responsibly - we're here for a laugh, not a lawsuit.

🍳 BRUNCH & SEATING

Food is included only with certain ticket types - check yours! Your food order will be taken on the day of the event.

Cheese burger, southern fried chicken tender burger, halloumi burger all served on a brioche bun with skin on fried & falafel humous salad wrap served with skin on fries.
Seating is arranged based on group size and ticket type. Large group bookings must book under one name or let us know in advance.

We cannot guarantee seating for late arrivals or seating together for groups who book separately.

💅 DRESS CODE & BEHAVIOUR

Dress up, dress down, or come in full celeb meltdown drag - just be fabulous.

Absolutely no abusive behaviour towards staff, performers, or fellow Hot Messes. We will yeet you out with no refund.

📸 PHOTOGRAPHY & CONTENT

This event may be photographed or filmed. By attending, you consent to being captured and possibly memed.

If you'd prefer not to be featured, let a team member or photographer know.

🚨 DISCLAIMER

Our events are loud, wild and often chaotic.

We reserve the right to amend details, lineups, or timings. Life's unpredictable. So are we.