The Secret Circus Presents: PLAZZY PARADISE

Our first show of 2026 and we’re shore you’ve missed us…

We’re back, babes. Back in the dream house. Back on our perfectly manicured plastic feet and ready to turn Ullet Road Unitarian Church into the glossiest gaff this side of the Mersey!

Welcome to Plazzy Paradise - where the tans are permanent, the smiles are moulded on, and nobody melts… because we’re 100% synthetic, darling!

We invite you to join our sun-soaked, high-gloss, totally plastic-fantastic beach house fantasy cabaret spectacular! Expect a glitter-drenched night of Drag that’s moulded to perfection, burlesque that peels smoother than sunburn in Bootle, comedy sharper than a fresh set of acrylics on payday, and so much more..

+PLUS Drag Bingo - because nothing says seaside sophistication like shouting “FULL HOUSE!” in a church! 🎱💄👙

What’s in the Beach Bag? 🌴

Sofierce Flame

Legion of Doom

Franz Genau

Kitty Campari

Ryan Chambers

Our performers are fully poseable, emotionally unavailable, and come with optional accessories. Batteries not included, talent absolutely is.

Hosted by limited-edition icons: The Queen of Heartbreak, Beija Flo and Naffrodite.

The Vibe 🏖

Specialising in beach 👱‍♂️

Think sun-kissed glamour.

Think pastel poolside fantasy.

Think dream house on the dunes with more drama than Formby beach in a heatwave!

We’re serving beach babe realness, inflatable attitude, gloss levels you can see from New Brighton and enough camp to sink a private yacht 💅

High tide. Higher heels.

Grab your tickets before they’re boxed up and discontinued and come get gloriously plazzy with us 🍹

Kens and dolls of all kinds welcome! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

18+

Wheelchair accessible

Bar on site (not a BYO event)