Eat Me: JOYRIDE

The World's gone mad, your washing machine’s broke and you STILL have to pay council tax? WTF bro! Now, more than ever, it’s CRUCIAL to remember why we’re REALLY here… to have a FABULOUS time, damnit!

Circle May 1st on your abacus and book tickets to JOYRIDE: a celebration of pleasure in all its forms! Whether it’s long baths with your pet pig Milo, the feeling of sitting on a freshly decorated victoria sponge or huffing paint and singing Anastacia in the shower - It’s time to INDULGE, darling… Let’s go to your happy place! - because drugs are expensive and laughter is ALWAYS the best medicine!

So, hop in the back for joyride : an XXXtra special show curated (and hosted!) by your favorite sultry songbird LUMENAATE! 

Featuring co-hostessing from Anal Destination Auntie Climaxx with star turns from the Hilarious Richard Melanin the 3rd, the Delightful Daisy Deville, the Dancing Diva Bolly Illusion and Goblin Mode Creator Shrek 666 pulling double duty as performer AND DJ in a back 2 back with Baby Jaxx… with DELICIOUS food from New Bird Kitchen, life changing games and prizes and a free boiled egg on entry!

‘Ode to Joy’ Costume Competition special:
Dressing up is always optional BUT for your chance to WIN BIG - we wanna see your finest and most fabulous garments - something you’ve been saving for a special occaision? Dress up / dress down! We don’t mind - we just want to see you looking and feeling GORGEOUS!!

ACCESS:

District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables. The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights + BSL interpretation from Cheryl Martin.

Email us at eatmelpool@gmail.com for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

7:30pm - doors

8:00pm - cabaret

10:30pm - DJs

Tickets available on Skiddle

District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 OBE