Events near Carlisle United Football Club

Join Baga Chipz MBE; actress, singer-songwriter, comedian, ex-Page 3 Model, Ladies Darts Champion, professional shoplifter and MILF.

Fresh from Live At The Apollo, A League Of Their Own and Have I Got News For You, Maisie Adam is heading back out on tour with a brand new show.

After his sold out International 'Cheers to that!' tour, Luke Kidgell is back on the road with his brand-new show 'Happy Hour'.

He's back, talking bollocks, in his much-anticipated return to stand-up after six years!

What has quickly became an annual tradition. Carl is back for a third consecutive back-to-back tour.

Gather your friends, grab a drink from the bar and enjoy laugh out loud comedy from some of the hottest up-and-coming comedians on the circuit.

It's a risky business navigating the tightrope of today's times but Tom's approaching it with his usual gusto. Without risk there is no reward.

Carlson has become one of the biggest names in comedy in Australia and New Zealand & this tour arrives hot on the heels of her 2023 sold-out UK tour.

Dom will be providing a hilarious, fascinating, and slightly anarchic guide to the wacky world of conspiracies.

Ladies & Gentleman! Gary Meikle is back yet again with another self-written, self-deprecating show to leave you all short of breath again.

Ladies & Gentleman! Gary Meikle is back yet again with another self-written, self-deprecating show to leave you all short of breath again.

Prepare for a joyous and uplifting show from a comedian known for making "powerhouse stand-up from the thorniest of subjects".

Red Richardson is one of the most exciting new stand up comedians in The UK.

Laugh gasp scream your head off, but whatever you do, hold tight as Clinton takes you on probably the most white knuckle ride of your life.

Fearless, provocative, and very funny, Ria Lina is the only Filipina comedian in British stand-up and a hugely admired talent in the comedy industry.

Laugh, gasp, scream your head off, but whatever you do, hold tight, as Clinton takes you on probably the most white knuckle ride of your life!

Alan will be in conversation with Paul Musgrave to discuss all aspects of his life and roles past and present.

With nearly 40 years' experience in the business, The Comedy Store is renowned as a breeding ground for new comedy talent.

With nearly 40 years' experience in the business, The Comedy Store is renowned as a breeding ground for new comedy talent.

Dan doing what he does best and some of his very funny Stand-Up friends (or fiends) smashing sets.

With nearly 40 years' experience in the business, The Comedy Store is renowned as a breeding ground for new comedy talent.

Brennan Reece is back on the road in 2024, bringing you his brand new show packed full of hilarity!

Join our storyteller for a child friendly walk through the darker side of Carlisle's long and turbulent history.

Join our storyteller for a child friendly walk through the darker side of Carlisle's long and turbulent history.