Christmas Jingle ( Desi Christmas )

Christmas Jingle ( Desi Christmas )

Welcome to the most filmi Christmas party of the year! Where Santa wears a sherwani, reindeers do bhangra, and jingle bells remix with dhol beats! 🦌💃

"Arre o Sambha! Christmas aa gaya… aur is baar poora Bollywood aa raha hai! 🎄🔥

Santa ne beard trim karwa li, ab lag raha hai young Salman Khan from Maine Pyar Kiya era. Reindeers ne bhangda practice kar liya, Rudolf ka nose ab disco light ban gaya.

Party mein entry sirf 3 logo ko allowed nahi hai:

1. Jo thumka nahi maar sakte
2. Jo daru mein paani milate hain
3. Jo Secret Santa mein ₹50 ka soap dete hain

Expect karo: ❄️ Jingle Bells ka remix with “Munni Badnaam Hui” beats ❄️ Secret Santa round mein full crying scene – “Mere paas gift nahi hai maa!” ❄️ Aunty log doing garba on “Last Christmas” ❄️ Uncle log comparing whose son is bigger NRI than Santa ❄️ One drunk banda doing SRK arms wide open

Dress code:

• Come as “Karan Johar’s Christmas tree” – full glitter, full drama
• Or as “Baba Ranchoddas on 25th December” – red sweater + muffler + emotional backstory

Time: 11 PM se jab tak police na aa jaaye

Venue: Egg London ( 5-13 Vale Royal, London N7 9AP – ya seedha Google Maps pe search karo “Swag wali jagah”

Warning: Agar aap dance floor pe nahi aaye toh Santa aapko next year coal ke saath Ambanis ka wedding invite bhejega (coal mein baith ke dekhna padega).

Abhi RSVP karo warna block kar denge… aur block karne ke baad forward kar denge “Good Morning” messages lifetime! 😈🎅

#ChristmasBollywoodMasti #SantaKaSwag #ThumkaOnJingleBells #BasAntiNationalLogNahiAayenge"

Short WhatsApp version:

"Christmas Party alert! Santa bhai aa rahe hain lungi pehen ke, Rudolf bhangra kar raha hai, aur main daru pee raha hoon. Aap bhi aa jao, warna next year gift mein Sunny Deol ka haath bhejunga. Time: Jab mood banao Dress: Jo dil mein aaye (lekin kapde pehen ke aana please) #DesiChristmasGoneWrong"

Tag your friends and run for cover. This party is about to go more viral than “Kala Chashma”! 😂🎄🍾

PHOTO ID ESSENTIAL. NO ID NO ENTRY

An original hard copy of a government-issued photo ID is required for security scanning, e.g. passport, driver's license, or biometric residence card. Soft copies/scans on mobile phones will not be accepted.

Student ID must be presented along with a government-issued photo ID for student tickets. Unidays are not accepted.

NOTE: All Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable and apply to this event and venue only.

MORE INFO JUST TEXT US @

07810463553