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Beauty And The Beast: A Horny Love Story

Name: Beauty And The Beast: A Horny Love Story
Start: 2026-01-03T14:30:00+00:00
End: 2026-01-03T16:30:00+00:00
Location: Charing Cross Theatre

He might be a beast but his castle is to die for! Award-winning adult-panto queens Hes Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 1...

Friday 21st November 2025 - Sunday 11th January 2026

Charing Cross Theatre in London

Various times

Friday 21st November 2025 - Sunday 11th January 2026

Charing Cross Theatre in London

Various times

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About

He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!

Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises...

Written by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper
Songs by Jon Bradfield
Directed by Andrew Beckett
Produced by Oli Sones for He's Behind You!

Praise for previous He's Behind You! shows:

★★★★★ "Outrageous. The hit of the festive season" – The Stage, Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick

★★★★ "A fun festive treat. Terrifically entertaining. Delightfully daft" – Gay Times, Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick

★★★★★ "Hilarious. Delivers on every front. You won't find another show like it" – Curtain Call, Jack & The Beanstalk: What A Whopper!

★★★★ "Impeccably produced, flawlessly performed, and riotously funny, this is head and shoulders above anything of its kind" – Reviews Hub, Jack & The Beanstalk: What A Whopper!

Address

The Arches, London

Cancellation Policy

No refunds or cancellations after purchase.

Suitable For Children

STRICTLY 18+

No Babes in Arms Policy.

What Should I Expect

Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” - Guardian; “wonderful” - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family

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Venue Address

The Arches, Villiers Street, London, WC2N 6NL

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