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I am of an older age then most (you may recognise me from my silky grey hair and massive nose) who visited and struggle to get erect the majority of times no matter what I do even putting dirty underwear in my mouth whilst wearing an adult nappy doesn't seem to work anymore but luckily aswel as my mostly limp phallus I also have the option to get my kicks from my poo pushing vaginal entrance 🤭 and the lovely younger men here made a great entrance let me tell you! I started my night with some friendly fellas stuffing my mouth with sweetcorn whilst have my buttocks covered in coliflower cheese and spinach which filled my appetite for vegetables but I am not a vegetarian and by this point i was ready for some meat to which I consumed with my rear vaginal entrance whilst been called a c**kwomble repeatedly and to mine and the other 12 coliflower covered mens surprise I became as hard as turtles shell but there was only one place for that wrinkly fella to go swimming and it was in the dark smelly swamps of hell that surrounded me. I continued my night with many great men who just couldn't seem to get enough of pulling my silky smooth grey hair into the early hours by the time I was leaving I was presented an award for the most generous lover in the club and I celebrated by s**tting in my hands and clapping. I went home and I slept like a baby with my adult nappy on and a few new men beside me for the remaining weekend. I will definitely be going back and next time I will bring chicken gravy and broccoli. Hugs and kisses your favourite floppy slut Dave xoxo
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