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chairmankato
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absolutely terrible

sorry guys but I thought NJ was offensively bad.

I've never been to Funkademia before and I was looking forward to seeing NJ, of the "Good Times" soundsytem, on comfortable territory, mixing classic house, funk, soul and disco. Instead I got a lazy DJ on autopilot, whose headphones only graced his ears long enough to help him cue up and fade in obvious track after obvious track. There was absolutely nothing interesting or energetic about his set. In fact during peak hour he actually managed to bring the tempo and energy down, which is an impressive feat in a room of sweaty expectant revellers like me and my friends.

I should've made the most of this, however, for the following resident made NJ's set sound like something that had been beamed down from mars. The DJ in question made us suffer with a bombardment of continual cheese- song after song that you have head a millions times before: Groove is in the heart/sex machine/superstition etc. Really really boring, a shameful lowest common denominator deluge of well known hits. Some people did indeed seem to be having a good time and I commend them for this because I bitterly disappointed, as you can probably tell.

Couple all of this with a motley crew of rude and dysfunctional bartenders and you have a recipe for disaster. I can safely say I will never take the risk on either Norman Jay or "Funkademia" (the title says it all) again.

I hope other people managed to salvage more enjoyment out of it than me....
 

Related event: Funkademia 13th Birthday with Norman Jay MBE at One Central Street, Manchester

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I've been to many a good night down at funkademia- but this was not one of them! I love NJ's style of music usually, but this set was a dissapointment- especially as i'd convinced 8 of my friends to come on down there too. Music wasn't bad as such but there was no real energy. After 2.5 hours of NJ we called it a night- maybe he saved the best for last- maybe we'll never know!
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Can't say I completely agree with you. NJs set was great, he played some awesome tracks, although he did peak early 12 till 1pm was better than 1pm till 2pm.

I was quite underwhelmed by the crowd reaction to him - atmosphere was happy and good but nobody seemed that bothered that NJ was there.

And I totally agree about the resident DJ who came on after NJ - he started off playing some really lame stuff - we left soon afterwards. I think he was being polite and just trying to make NJ look good.

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Re: absolutely terrible

I would expect Funkademia, on their birthday, to play the records that has kept them alive for the past 13 years. I presume thats what the residents after Norman Jay were doing.

Not hearing those hits would be like not playing the national anthem on the queens birthday
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I think Norman Jay played a good set, have seen him play better and seen him play worse. I agree with the energy part to some degree he took it down a bit slow 1:30 till 2am.

I really enjoyed the residents set, at 2am when I was flagging and after Norman Jay taking it down I really wanted to hear some big tunes to be honest, the dancefloor stayed busy until 3:30 so I assume that I wasn't alone dancing.

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Re: absolutely terrible

Norman Jay was booked to give Funkademia's 13th Birthday a different slant and this he did. The night has been built on its residents and we've only had 5 guest DJ's on in those 13 years (Norman Jay, Greg Wilson, Dave Haslam, Jason Boardman and Neil Smallridge).

We have a large group of resident DJ's that we rotate regularly so each week is different. We don't sell ourselves as being cutting edge but feel we give a bit more than most nights without charging inflated entry prices. This night brought together a crowd of regulars and new customers who were there for Norman Jay and its a shame that everybody didn't have a great night as we tried to create a birthday party atmosphere with a guest DJ that is known for his 'good times' sets.

Our resident DJ's know what the regular crowd wanted and played tracks that have been big at Funkademia for the past 13 years and the majority of people who were there stayed after Norman Jay until 3.30am and had a great time.

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Re: absolutely terrible

I think chairmankat must have swallowed a dictionary. Sounds like Joy Division is more his cup of tea!

Top, top night - well done boys. The masses who piled into 1 Central says it all. I saw Norman Jay in New York a few years ago and he was every bit as good on Saturday night.

Happy birthday and keep up the good work.

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Re: absolutely terrible

I cannot agree with the opinion that NJ's set was terrible.We have seen him all over the country.He spun classic anthems,rare grooves of different genres.We burnt the dancefloor up in the bottom corner near the smoke machine.We had a good vibe in that corner talking with people who haven't graced the "mighty,yes MIGHTY FUNKADEMIA" with their presence before.Later when the resident dj played his set we moved into the walkway and got everybody dancing there too.All of the resident dj's at funkademia are quality we have never had a bad night there.We met some great people and made some friends for life..........HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNKADEMIA........KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK............FUNKADEMIA MANCUNIA..........ONE CITY UNDER A GROOVE!!!!!!!
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Re: absolutely terrible

I totally agree, it was poor.

I havent seen Norman Jay; been to One Central or attended Funkademia before and had no expectations but I was totally disappointed. I danced, but only because I may as well have..

Were in Manchester are the decent nights that just play great music - will someone please tell me...?

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Great night...

I had a great night, was a good crowd and good music. After running parties myself around Manchester it certainly is a feat to hit such a milestone in 13 years of running parties.

It a shame that a lot of people in Manchester think that due to our cities rich music heritage that they expect the next 'free trade hall' event every time they go out.

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Kara
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Were in Manchester are the decent nights that just play great music - will someone please tell me...?

Manchester has something for everyone.

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Re: absolutely terrible

I agree with chairmankato. When the words of Stealers Wheel cried through the painfully unequalised sound system,
Well I dont know why I came here tonight,
I got a feelin that something aint right.
I was among those who agreed. Later on, the relative obscurity of Get Into the Groove sung by Madonna was enough to clear out those making up the majority of the dance-floor who werent drunk enough to be unfaithful to their Sunday Express Motown compilations.
I was disappointed with Norman in the end. Rather than attempting to use his tunes as tools for creating a party atmosphere like any good DJ, he appeared to instead use each of his tracks as a means to postpone the remainder of a woefully uninspired set.
Apart from a promising sequence of underground disco early on in his set, the most entertainment I got out of the night came from watching the bizarre sight of an amateur break-dancer jolting on all fours to Bill Withers Lovely Day. It wasnt the first time Id said Whats that about??!
I also agree about the bar staff They ranged from unreasonably disgruntled to just drunk. I wont be going back to Funkademia in a hurry.
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I totally agree, it was poor.

I havent seen Norman Jay; been to One Central or attended Funkademia before and had no expectations but I was totally disappointed. I danced, but only because I may as well have..

Were in Manchester are the decent nights that just play great music - will someone please tell me...?

What kind of music are you into?

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I think the quote boxes need fixing on here
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Well guys I must say that me and my mate had a fantastic night and enjoyed the whole time we were there! And as for the bar staff, we had no problems with them, actually we were having a laugh with them they were that friendly!? I am not much of a dancer but every time we went over, it was always packed solid, so I think that the majority of people were having a good time. Even the people around us were having a good time. All in all it was an awsome night and the music was excellent, keep up with the good work guys and happy buffday!Wink
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I understand people getting upset when they don't have a good night I have been there before, but I do think it doesnt do any harm to research the night they are going to a bit.

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Re: absolutely terrible

Norman Jay was booked to give Funkademia's 13th Birthday a different slant and this he did. The night has been built on its residents and we've only had 5 guest DJ's on in those 13 years (Norman Jay, Greg Wilson, Dave Haslam, Jason Boardman and Neil Smallridge).

We have a large group of resident DJ's that we rotate regularly so each week is different. We don't sell ourselves as being cutting edge but feel we give a bit more than most nights without charging inflated entry prices. This night brought together a crowd of regulars and new customers who were there for Norman Jay and its a shame that everybody didn't have a great night as we tried to create a birthday party atmosphere with a guest DJ that is known for his 'good times' sets.

Our resident DJ's know what the regular crowd wanted and played tracks that have been big at Funkademia for the past 13 years and the majority of people who were there stayed after Norman Jay until 3.30am and had a great time.

Norman Jay was booked to give Funkademia's 13th Birthday a different slant and this he did. The night has been built on its residents and we've only had 5 guest DJ's on in those 13 years (Norman Jay, Greg Wilson, Dave Haslam, Jason Boardman and Neil Smallridge).

We have a large group of resident DJ's that we rotate regularly so each week is different. We don't sell ourselves as being cutting edge but feel we give a bit more than most nights without charging inflated entry prices. This night brought together a crowd of regulars and new customers who were there for Norman Jay and its a shame that everybody didn't have a great night as we tried to create a birthday party atmosphere with a guest DJ that is known for his 'good times' sets.

Our resident DJ's know what the regular crowd wanted and played tracks that have been big at Funkademia for the past 13 years and the majority of people who were there stayed after Norman Jay until 3.30am and had a great time.

I think JMS has hit the nail on the head here, I appreciate that some posters may not have had the best night but this is no reason to boycott Funkademia as a whole. Norman Jay's set was, in my opinion and to a lot of other Funkademia regulars I spoke to on the night, a perfectly respectable party set although maybe not best suited to the 13th anniversary of Funkademia, a night whose popularity and success have been built and maintained for those 13 years by the resident DJ's and fantastic promotional staff. The crowd on Saturday 8th was obviously a mix of One Central Street/Funkademia regulars and Norman's followers, and any disappointment I have seen voiced here seems to come from Norman Jay fans who felt let down by his set. Having never seen him DJ or perform anywhere before, I can't comment on whether or not he did himself justice. What I can say is that the resident DJ's gave a great performance, and this is why Funkademia is Manchester's longest running club night and still one of the busiest Saturday nights in town.

As for chairmankat's criticism of the bar staff as dysfunctional and rude, I'd like to see him/her name one club in the North West with a more professional team than One Central Street. I am frequently impressed by the speed of service, and the skill of the staff employed there. I happen to know that the management of OCS make a point of only employing staff with personalities and attitude, these men and women work long hours essentially just for their tips in what is clearly a stressful and noisy environment. If you prefer to be served by robots who fawn and grovel every time someone complains that they weren't served the minute they snapped their fingers then I suggest you spend the 14th Funkademia birthday in your local.

Here's to another 13 years!

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im shocked and surprised to see such bad comments written about this night, and done with such snobbery!! the funkademia lads have been rocking one central for as long as most can remember and i think that their title of manchesters longest running night only represents that further. the 13th bithday was by no means any different and again the full venue till 3:30 will back it up. if ur making comments about the name and sound system then ur not getting the idea of just having a good time which im sure the hundreds of regulars will agree with me is the underlieing theme to the night.

well done guys, ur getting it right, u only need to luck at ur succses to see that.

happy 13th birthday and heres to many more

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Re: rude and disfunctional barstaff

i think that chairmankats comments are out of order. the one central bar staff are all profesionaly trained staff who i know for a fact have a very tough job on nights like this. and i have regulaly seen them provided a fast and eficient service to lets be honest, a bunch of rude drunks. i agree with mrshort may be u should stay in ur local next time, or maybe there is another option for u....try some manners and respect!?!

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I am not sure I would class any of the Funkademia Nights as Absolutely Terrible... Granted some nights are better than others and it all depends on the music played and the people you are with... I personally think that this was a great night and everyone enjoyed themselves and if they didn't then it sure didn't look like it from the dance floor... i mean would you dance to music you didn't like?? or dance for the sake of dancing?? Myself personally if i didn't like the music in a club where ever that may be wouldnt be hanging around till 3:30am dancing on the dance floor i would be getting out of there...

My point being... sorry i do tend to waffle... Is that i dont think anyone in the club looked like they were not enjoying themselves... many happy faces and many people being really nice to each other like they usually do at thing great night... oh and the barstaff well come on guys did you see how packed it was?? and how many customers they have to serve if they are not being nicey nicey to you that doesnt mean they are bad people just that they are just trying to serve everyone that comes to the bar as fast as possible and if you catch them when they are not busy... i can tell you right now they would love to talk to you and have a laugh... i have experienced this many times i can tell you.

I would definately go there night after night just for the great people there and the awesome music that gets played...

bring on the next event... woop woop

A funkademia_addict

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