The Cutty Bang Cabaret Show on Thursday 27th June 2019
He preferred the sit on mowers as there were often fields upon fields of sausages to mow. He always rose early in the morning, brushed his teeth with soot and salt water before eating a large and plentiful breakfast of egg whites with raw honey. The egg whites would give him much needed protein for the strenuous work that laid ahead and the raw honey would give him the power of ten bees to tackle any sticky situation he might find himself in. His pet otter would often accompany him on journeys to the most arduous fields where the sausage would vary in length and girth.
Alternative Comedy Every Last Thursday at The New Cross House
£4 Entry - Be Kind, Stay Weird 18+
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