EAT ME x DadaFest present: RAGE

‘Everything. Is. Fine.’ You say through gritted teeth.

From shameless ableism and funding cuts galore to long passionate phone chats with the DWP or our CHARMING new government… There’s a lot of reasons to be angry! - It’s been an absolute shitstorm sandwich for (ALMOST everyone) with disabled folks always close to the oh-so soggy bottom.  (Don’t the normies realise that, one day... they’ll be disabled too!) But don’t lose your rag yet, divas, we’ll provide you with a void to scream into:

This March 28th your favorite cabaret's favorite cabaret returns to host DaDaFest’s 40th anniversary party!

An exxxtra special EAT ME featuring an all-disabled crip-tacular cast for a piss-take stuffed soapbox special with more rage than a smited turducken on anabolic steroids - there’ll be pinatas, bulging veins, fidget spinners and patronising breathing exercises… - so, book tickets YESTERDAY, for a fun packed cabaret that’ll blow the cobwebs off your bum…featuring the vocal stylings on none other than Midgitte Bardot, alongside startled starlet Auntie Climax with incredible guests, games, songs n prizes and our Mask-for-Mask costume competition special.

Yes, this March 28th, we’re encouraging you to stay safe in style by protecting those at risk - so show us your best masked up lewks: Will you go for a subtle Venetian mask.. the man in the iron mask or just wear mascara? Either way you stand to win amazing prizes at our Mask-for-Mask Ball!

And DON’T forget to bring your dancing hooves & stay up late for our discotheque featuring fabulous DJs - aaand, if you’re feeling peckish, Guac’n’Roll Vegan Kitchen will be there to give you ANYTHING your heart desires and the finest scran that money can buy!

Please send any low income ticket, carer tickets and access requests to eatmelpool@gmail.com