Roses are red, Violets are blue
Epstein's death was not suicide
Jeff might be dead but Romance is NOT – This Feb 14th, it’s time to fall head over hoop in LURVE with the ONLY three-course vegan dinner alt-drag cabaret and LGBTQIA+++ club night (in Liverpool’s Baltic Triangle), EAT ME + PREACH!
Let your hair down, snatch a wig, or shave your noggin so it's balder than Non Binary Barbie’s minge and cum join us at our anti-valentine’s day cabaret for queer singletons, mingletons and clustered polyps everywhere, The Nu Romantic Edition!
Find Tru Love! Or finally break free of it for one sacred evening. Whether its domestic bliss or a good stiff fist you're after, we’re taking you out for a dinner and a show and boi-oh-boi are we gunna show you a good time...
Watch more miserable people in wigs try to give their lives meaning for small change on stage as you clap indifferently, talk amongst yourselves and drink enough to sedate a small pony before fluttering your falling-off lashes at that wet nelly across the dancefloor, only to face a humiliating public rejection that will haunt your dreams FOREVERRR !
But, FEAR NOT - there's plenty more fish in the sea, bottoms on Grindr AND to cushion the long, hard blow, we’re serving you LIVE RED HOT DRAG! DJs! SAUCY GAMES! COSTUME PRIZES! SEXY SURPRIZES! And MUCH, MUCH MORE!
Introducing your Primary Partners on our love boat, the earth shatteringly Beautiful…
Mystikka Glamoor & Auntie Climax!
And your SIGNIFICANT OTHERS:
The Vicar’s Daughter
Nu Romantic, All Romantic, bRomantic, Heauxmantic, Transatlantic Preying Mantis, I Heart U Peggy Sue,
....or Whatever your shitty little heart desires!
DJs and Valentine's Menu TBA SOON – WATCH THIS SPACE!
Concessions available, just ask! Via: firstname.lastname@example.org
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