So this is Christmas, and what have we done? Tra la la dum de dum whatever! What we've done ladies and gentlemen is only gone and put together one of the biggest hard dance Yuletide offerings you're likely to get under your flaming musical Christmas tree this year!
Two of the biggest names in the party arena, Polysexual South and Twisted come together on Friday December 22nd to give London the ultimate Christmas party. Whether you're staying in the capital or heading home for the holidays, this is your perfect last chance to get together with all your clubbing mates and have one last HUGE hurrah before tucking into granny's dried up Brussell sprouts and indulging in far too much naff TV.
To send you on your way, we've lined up an absolute cracker of the finest DJs hard dance has to offer. We're talking the crème de la crème, the icing on the cake, the fairy on the tree, the ultimate Christmas selection box!
Headlining in the Polysexual South Arena we've got the legend that is Mr Rob Tissera. An icon of hard house, this man will blow your holiday stockings off your legs and demand that you get on that dance floor and have it large! Support comes from production wizard BK, everyone's favourite Andy Whitby, the gorgeous and quite frankly fierce Amber D, Ed Real, Mark H, Dr Duzzit and Hoopz. Quite a juicy offering we think you'll agree!
But it doesn't stop there! In the Star Bar, Twisted take hold of proceedings and give them a damn good blasting. This one is all about having it hard, fast and ferocious! Resident Phil Reynolds sets the standard for some of the most fired up sets you'll hear this year. Nu Energy Collective's Kevin Energy, Mike Koglin, Marc French, Trevor McLachlan, Ashley James b2b Olly Perris, Garbo b2b Daley and HiFreak1C will be firing on all cylinders and you can bet your ass this room will go off like a rocket!
The Dakota Bar features an Electric RaveREWIND, which is being called the Xmas B2B Sessions. We're talking total classics here (as well as some of the most bizarre DJ names we've heard in ages!). Rumble goes b2b with Spud for an Acid House and Club Classics 1988 - 1993 session. Then Upfront plays up to Dave Skywalker AND C-Kay for a Happy Hardcore Classics 1994 - 2006 set. Copping a load of that? Hold on to your underwear then because after that we've got Flashback & MC Strict with an Underground 'Ardcore vs Nu-Skool Breaks set, Mikee P b2b with Dribz for a Jungle Classics 1993 - 1996 set and finally Danish Mike going on a head to head with Friller for a D&B Classics 1996 - 2006 banger. Let's just make this clear - you do not get this kind of set-up at any old shindig, we thank you very much.
But don't thank us just yet - there's still one more present under the tree! Everyone's favourite Brazilian party animal Never Enough Maria brings her stunning stock of filthy house music to the Departure Lounge. Eduardo Herrera, Luiz Telles, Jeff NoonStop & Alex Hero and DJ Paula will be dishing up a mouth watering serving of the finest grooves that London has to offer.
There's the usual 6am bar license, stunning décor, friendly staff and praise be, air conditioning all round! So before you take the train, catch the coach or blag a lift from one of your mates to make if home in time for Christmas, do yourself one last dancefloor favour and get it on at Heaven on Friday December 22nd for Polysexual South vs Twisted!
MAIN ARENA - Hosted by Polysexual South
Lisa Pin Up
STAR BAR - Hosted by Twisted
Andy T B2B Olly Perris
Garbo B2B Daley
DAKOTA BAR - Hosted by Epidemik.com
The Eclectic RaveREWIND 'Xmas B2B Sessions'
Rumble B2B Spud (Acid house & Club Classics 1988 -1993)
Upfront B2B Dave Skywalker B2B C-Kay (Happy Hardcore Classics 1994 - 2006) Flashback & MC Strict (Underground 'Ardcore Vs Nu-Skool Breaks)
Mikee P B2B Dribz (Jungle Classics 1993 -1996)
Danish Mike B2B Friller (Drum & bass Classics 1996 - 2006)
DEPARTURE LOUNGE - Hosted by Never Enough
Eduardo Herrera (Brazil)
Luiz Telles (Spain)
Jeff NoonStop & Alex Hero (UK)
Dj Paula (Brazil)
Polysexual South Vs Twisted - The Heavenly Christmas Ball!
Saturday 22nd Dec 2006
Heaven, Villiers Street, London
0207 930 2020 / firstname.lastname@example.org
Early Bird £10 / Super Advance £12 / £15 Advance / MOTD / R.O.A.R.
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Info Lines & Tickets
Never Enough (Maria) - 07813 684 399
Camden - Cyberdog - 0207 482 2842
Picking up in Cardiff, Newport, Bristol & Swindon - Call Jon on 07900 055 090
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