Last updated: 6th Dec 2017.
Originally published: 29th Nov 2017
Ever been raving and felt the DJ has dropped a real stinker? Well that has gone to a whole new level now, as the Daily Record reports that clubbers were evacuated from an Edinburgh nightclub when someone left a log on the dancefloor.
Yep, you read right, there were several eyewitness reports that a, we assume, heavily intoxicated woman did a poo on the unfortunately named Why Not dancefloor on Saturday 25th November. As ever it was the Scottish reaction on Twitter which led the way in really capturing the mood of one of the most bizarre stories in clubland to emerge in recent times.
Having spent plenty of time loving the parties Edinburgh has to offer, we can reassure you that this isn't a regular occurrence in the Scottish capital's clubs. Head here to find a turd free Edinburgh night out.