http://www.myspace.com/dikestarakadirtydike "I'm DIRTY DIKE aka The Porkswordsman! I make up pages of rhyming words then record them. I got into the whole flipflop thing as a young scallywag that was immediately hooked on all the naughty swear words and graffiti. It wasnt until my mum confiscated my Onyx - Bakdafukup album that I realised I actually like the music too! Some years and months and weeks later I found myself being stitched up in a nightclub for selling boogleland mudcloths and ended up serving a bit of time at her majesties pleasure.

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