MILKTHECOW:Neil Landstrumm(LIVE) Uncle Peter (Vic Reeves) aka Charlie Chuck tickets and listings

Tech/ 90s DrumNBass, old skool hardcore, jungletekno, techno classics:

NEIL LANDSTRUMM-LIVE SET

(Planet Mu, Tresor, Scandinavia, Combat Records)

Starting out back in 93, Landstrumm is a man with SOME SERIOUS TECHNO-STRIPES! He spends his time rubbing MUCK INTO HIS MACHINES honing his low-end dexterity and MASTERFUL USE OF BASS, the end result being A SOUND SYSTEM DESTROYER of the most enjoyable kind, blending ANALOGUE SUBWONKING GROOVES, blustering basslines and whipcracking snares. Taking influences from BLEEPY old-school hardcore rave, crunk, garage and acid dipped synthwave. He WROTE THE BLUEPRINT for WONK-STEP or WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO CALL IT, so youd be an absolute knacker to miss this live set from AN ALL ROUND ECLECTIC ELECTRONIC LIVING LEGEND!

Hes also collaborated with the likes of Si Begg, Rustie and the Ragga Twins and worked in the motion graphics field with MTV, Rockstar Games and The Magnificents.

Neil Landstrumm January 2012 interview: http://skirmishcork.blogspot.com/2012/01/interview-neil-landstrumm.html

Neil Landstrumm video interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfKN4hWvyEI

Landstrumm- Rave step mix: http://www.spannered.org/radio/1110/

Landstrumm - Polski Interceptor Session Live Dubrave Mix: http://samurai.fm/features/neil-landstrumm-polski-interceptor-session-live-mix

Landstrumm- Lemon rave mix http://soundcloud.com/lemon-community/neil-landstrumm-lemon-rave-promo-mix


**30TH BIRTHDAY SET**30TH BIRTHDAY SET**

FUNSIZE JOHNNY (Detox,Bodymelt,Milk the Cow,everywhere)

'It's his birthday and he'll play what he wants to'

One of the soundest lads on the scene and one of the elite few who are guarenteed to smash the dancefloor with quality skills and tune selection every time. It's Johnnys 30th Birthday on the night and we're priveledged that a lad whose done so much to promote quality electronic music in the North East is celebrating at The Cow' Much love J, but welcome to the ranks of being an old cunt.

UEP (GGM/Bangface/Backlash/Milk the Cow/fucking everywhere since day)

Special treats always in store from a man whose been a foundation of the scene since day one. After the sheer treachery he displayed over the Christmas period sacking off the Mash Up for an infinitly better booking at Bangface with MC Hi-Viz, you must ask yourself dear reader would you have done the same? Yes,yes indeed you would ;) In all seriousness though we're all very proud that the lads are finally getting the shine they deserve after all the hard work they've put into the scene for many years. Repping the North East to the fullest nationally.Catch MTC Mandem UEP and Armaged:DON in Brighton the night before the Toon smash them in the FA Cup.Lionel Messy: http://www.facebook.com/events/295287123838277/

ANDREW SEIDEL (Milk the Cow resident)

A man fast making a name for himself on the scene once again,an original resident from the 90's, Sid plays an eclectic variety of styles with mixing as tight as fuck and creative with it. The obvious choice to hold the fort as MTC resident. Sid's destined to be another one to fuck us off sooner rather than later having smashed the crap out of a big booking in Calgary,Canada on New Years Eve.Big things are afoot for the man in 2012 with guest slots coming up around the UK.Come and see him now before he gets pure massive and pretends he doesn't know you anymore.

FRIDGEMAN has been a familiar face at North East raves both behind the decks and as sound tech with drop the bass soundsystem. He has recently set up a new system - Raw Vibe - and is one half of Ko:alition, which will be bringing bassline and jungle to the Cooperage in 2012. His keeps his sets lively and dancefloor oriented with quick mixing across bassline, UK funky, breaks and whatever other bass style fits into the mix.

Check out his production here: http://soundcloud.com/djfridgeman and mixes here: http://www.mixcloud.com/djfridgeman/


Room 2 FILTH DIRTY DOG DISCO
Comedy story telling and live wrong doing plus seedy DJ sets spinning Charity shop & carboot sale bargains/70s & 80s filth/Gangsta rap/italodisco/electrosoul/guilty pleasures:

CHARLIE CHUCK AKA 'UNCLE PETER' OF THE SMELL OF REEVES AND MORTIMER!!!

Be warned THE MAD MAN OF COMEDY Charlie Chuck is HERE TO RANT AT YOU! The realisation youre all paying to spend an hour in the company of A SHIFTY BUS STOP MENTALIST will not be lost on you. Under the HENDRIX BOUFANT & WORN OUT TUXEDO hear his SURREAL OUTBURSTS shouted out more-or-less at random with words like DONKEY! and WOOF! BARK! URCHIN BOW WOW ! LETS JUST SAY HES A WEE BIT SPECIAL. Chuck came to fame in his starring role as UNCLE PETER on BBCs REEVES & MORTIMER and has worked alongside FRANK SIDEBOTTOM, played drums on tour with the SMALL FACES,was invited by PAUL McCARTNEY himself to perform at his birthday party and was once the face of CADBURYS DOUBLE DECKER!

http://www.myspace.com/video/micky/uncle-peter-donky/9234758

"a masterpiece of oddity...Just make sure you get there before the ambulance arrives "
(The Scotsman)

"15 shades of insane and completely hysterical...people literally doubling over with laughter...the drum scene is hilarious"
(www.edfringe.com)

"Donkey! Cakey pig! What? Cult lunacy as the outrageously coiffured sidekick of Reeves & Mortimer with an infectious fondness for nonsense catchphrasing presents a surreal exploration of the fictional miser."
(Metro)

"Charlie Chuck is a real genius lunatic."
(Loaded)

"His hysterical act has won him a cult audience."
(Guardian)

"An indescribable treat."
(Scotland on Sunday)

"Charlie Chuck won't hurt you."
(Paul McCartney)

Milk the Cow mandems:

PEGZ (Rollies for Mice,Backlash,Sublevel 2,Milk the Cow)-Digging in the crates Hip Hop set

If Stephen Fry is a national treasure this fucker is his musical equivalent in the North East. The man is a walking encyclopedia when it comes to the tunes. His set at the last Milk the Cow was off the chain and packed the room out, which is no mean feat considering Drums of Death was on downstairs. Do not miss this set,guarenteed to make the gusset of your Y-fronts look like the Turin Shroud.

13 Years after its untimely demise in the 90s Newcastles original eclectic electronic music night rises again from the ashes once more to bring you 2 rooms of lactating beats and purile comedy straight from the udderground!

Donschlong de Marco

Mr Spatuzzi

Big up yaselves everyone who came to see Drums of Death, Mustard Gunn, Captain Hotknives and the MTC crew smash it at the Christmas Mash Up. We're working on a special line up at the moment, details release