Club Hell: Pussycat And The Dirty Johnsons/The Deptford Beach Babes/Suri Sumatra listings

CLUB HELL!
ORGY OF THE SHE DEVILS

...The return of...
PUSSYCAT AND THE DIRTY JOHNSONS
If you saw them in Hell, you'd want to check this out.
If you didn't, well, you weren't there, I suppose.
Basically, if you haven't, and you don't, you'll be kicking yourself, somewhere down the line.
Pussycat are fronted by a wild, spitting psycho hellcat. In a one-piece PVC catsuit. Complete with mask. And ears. And a tail.
This lot are like a sleazoid twisted sexploitation flick come to life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LupVM-uj99U

...And this is probably the most passionate song about pizza (I think it's about pizza) you'd ever want to hear:
http://vimeo.com/16458933

"What can you say about the Johnsons? Fuckin hell is a good start!! Possibly one of the greatest front women out there, if theres a better one, I'd like to see her, twice."
Bestest Review
"The next time you see a poster with their name on it, write the date down, text all your friends and make a night of it...If you're still standing at the climax of one of their gigs, be afraid - you're probably dead."
Nigel Rivers - Gazette Article
Or as Russ Meyer put it:
"Ladies And Gentlemen: Welcome To Violence."
- Faster Pussycat Kill Kill
http://www.myspace.com/thejohnsonsno1

THE DEPTFORD BEACH BABES
Twangridden Tiki Surf-fuelled Exotica from the wrong side of nowhere. Mixed in with Indonesian Mariachi, and paranoid farmlife.
They shift shape, physically. It might include Joe Whitney, Sexton Ming, Suri Sumatra, members/ex members of Urban Voodoo Machine, Naked Ruby, Flesh For Lulu, The Nuns, and many other things. It might not. It is impossible to keep up with who is going to be doing what to whom.
If girls could have balls, this lot would have them in droves. Actually, they do. You'd wish they hadn't; any single one of them could knock you for six with a provocative sideways look. They collect balls as trophies, and eat them like sushi. They like a good time.
Beware.
http://www.myspace.com/thedeptfordbeachbabes

SURI SUMATRA
Lewd, lascivious, exotic. Lithe, wild, and wanton, she oozes crazed abandon. She will float and writhe her way far beyond your paltry sphere of reference, and leave you craving things you had never imagined. Think I'm bullshitting? You're wrong.
"Favourite performer of the year" - David TG, Torture Garden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmsGsDYJWPs


Plus:
From Sicily, we will be transmitting an exclusive DJ set online from
MAMYA CAVEGIRL, playing wild n' spitting hellcat garage surf fuzz psychosis live on RADIO STRYCKHNINE.
Ah. The magical wonders of the interweb.
By the way, if you like garage/punk/trash/surf/etc., I'd tune in. Because it's really good. Look, here's a link:
http://www.radiostryckhnine.com/

Featuring filthy freakbeat mayhem courtesy of the king of garage scuzz,
PJ CRITTENDEN (Dirty Water Records)
http://www.myspace.com/dirtywaterrecordscouk

As well as biker porn soundtracks, go-go exotica, and a cornucopia of delirious kaleidoscopic visuals & utterly wigged out exploitation trailers spewed from the vaults by
BEN HELL and PETER EC.

I'd turn up early for stuff you'd never known you'd want to see...

http://www.myspace.com/welcometoclubhell

£5 (£4 if you're dressed as a She-Devil. Even if you are not female).

Saturday 25th February
The Others
6-8 Manor Road
Stamford Hill
N16 5SA