A fantastic day for Sony records.

The weird paedo is now profitable again. I expect to see boxsets and Jacko merchandise hit the shelves by at least this time next week.

I really hope 'Thriller' sells more and throws The Eagles 'Greatest Hits' from being the best selling album of all time.

On the whole, 'Thriller' is a pretty shit album that features a few great songs, whereas the Eagles are fucking shite full stop.

Good tunes/sick puppy

that just about sums him up.

Quote of the day -

Trevor Nelson - "We`ve all been touched in some way by the Prince of Pop"

not me mate!

• Reports that Michael Jackson was found having a heart attack in his lounge are incorrect, he was actually found in the children's bedroom having a stroke!

• Michael Jackson won't be cremated as he is 99% plastic. Instead he will be melted down into Lego so the kids can play with him again.

• In honour of Michael Jackson passing away McDonalds have introduced the new MJ burger comprising of 50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns.

• Michael Jackson has not been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch

theres more............. but im not copying my texts onto here.lol

He was a great entertainer, fucking mental though, but most mega stars end up crazy, I love Thriller, apart from that shit song with paul mcartney. I would be more upset if sasha had died, only jokeing :)