Here's a really shit one for you.. | |
| Here's a really shit one for you.. There's a bloke in a room which has no windows or doors. Four solid walls, a solid roof and floor. All there is is a table. How does he get out? |
| Posted 19th Jun 06:47pm [report] [quote] | |
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| Re: Here He doesn't get out!? How dd he get in in the first place? |
| Posted 19th Jun 09:21pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here He jumps on the table and snaps the table into two halves. He puts the two halves together, two halves make a hole. He climbs through the hole and away we go. Rich |
| Posted 19th Jun 10:14pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here he could climb through his own hole? |
| Posted 19th Jun 10:30pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here Aye that'll dae Rich! Prefer him rubbing his hands together till they were sore (saw) then saw the table in half, two halves etc. |
| Posted 19th Jun 11:16pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here weak. haha ;-) |
| Posted 20th Jun 12:05pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here a guy has a cottage. in it he has green wall paper, green carpets, green curtains, green doors, green windows, green pots and pans, and green all over. what colour are the staris? |
| Posted 26th Jun 10:59pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here Green. That would of been right, but your meant to say a guy has a bungalow, because bungalows dont have stairs. Cottages generally have one and half storeys over a houses two, so the upstairs is in the roof. if everything is green, then the stairs in the cottage are green. There arent any stairs in bungalows, but u got it wrong dipstick ;) |
| Posted 27th Jun 09:50am [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here a guy lies dead and naked in the middle of the desert , there is nothing for 50 miles in either direction . in his hand is a piece of straw. how did he get there? |
| Posted 30th Jun 11:46pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here a guy goes to work every morning at the same time and takes the lift from the top floor to the bottom , on finishing work every day and getting back to the flats he has to take the stairs...why? |
| Posted 30th Jun 11:48pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here romeo and juliet are lying dead on the floor , beside them is a small puddle of water , in the house there is only one small window and no doors. the window is open. broken glass is sporadically placed around the room. how did they die? |
| Posted 30th Jun 11:51pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here 1st (guess) He walked? 2nd: he can't reach the button for the top floor; 3rd: Romeo & Juliet are fish. The wind blew their tank off the table. (I've heard two and three before!) |
| Posted 1st Jul 01:51pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Herea guy lies dead and naked in the middle of the desert , there is nothing for 50 miles in either direction . in his hand is a piece of straw. how did he get there? It was the final straw for the camel so it went mental, stole his clothes, killed him and ran off. |
| Posted 1st Jul 02:05pm [report] [quote] | |
| Re: Here 1 and a half right mate , part of 2 missing and 1 is wrong have another go |
| Posted 1st Jul 03:34pm [report] [quote] | |
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