why?

there was just no need to practice walking out the same door i go out of at the end of everyday, down the same path, to the gate where i come in - i know how to do it, thanks, and if there is a fire ill do it

my nipples hav fallen off

Funny you should mention this.

On Tues I went to the gym in the morning before work, I allways have a shower at work, then the worst thing happened, the fire alarm went off as I was washing my knackers, I have allways dreaded that happening, I had to get out fast and was still rather wet but clothed.

What a bastard.

nice 1 rich

this once happened to me as i was dressed as a snow flake rehearsing a play at school
i was about 4!!

i was already an icecle tho and freezing my nipples off at that age wasnt really a concern

sasha in a wig. haha.

when i worked at kingswood we had to do a fire drill every time a new school arrived. 4 a week. smart. then the little bastards would use deodrant in their room and set the sensors off, which is annoying enough at 4am in the morning, but when your sleeping on a bunk bed with your head resting against the bell, its not the nicest wake up call.

the little bastards didnt get to go-kart that day